Colonel Sanders has lived many lives. The gaming industry approached its apex today as news broke that KFC, consummate purveyors of fried food in buckets, is developing a Colonel Sanders dating simulator. The game also features a dog as an instructor. No further context is given or required.
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By David Griner. The past few years have seen iconic chain founder Harland Sanders reborn as the centerpiece of a literary bodice-ripper, a lithe and tattooed virtual influencer, an entire troupe of erotic dancers, a Nashville musical heartthrob and, most recently, the romantic quarry of a digital dating simulator. So why turn such a traditionally wholesome mascot—based on a real person—into a sexy social media star? Why sell chicken with beefcake? The 'Chickendales' dancers worked their magic for Mother's Day. KFC The answer is because, like all of us, the Colonel is complex. Hold on to your battered thighs!
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The chicken chain has enlisted the help of the Chippendales dancers to pair KFC with Cinnabon for a new limited-time menu item. Starting April 29 and available through June 30, guests will receive four free Cinnabon Dessert Biscuits with the purchase of any KFC piece meal or larger. Become a member to get access to:. Want to read this article and others just like it?